new resume

After I've been given this new job, ask me to hand them an updated resume matching my new job title( for the future records) "advantage of having good connections"

Lately everything is working upside down, I guess.
" impossible is possible and the old possible has been left alone"

Today I see:

Puking lunch, before digesting it."preferring to make a close relationship with the toilet bowl, than gaining 1 more pound"
Getting jealous, before knowing the reason." blind obsession or lack of confidence"

Being born before having parents. Later on they find a mommy or daddy or both for the baby, but only if she is cute. " human rights!"

Getting pregnant, before making love.yes, no more child sharing.no more headaches "advantage of the new technology, no more broken hearts".

Losing a mother, before knowing enough of her, but how exiting is that? welcoming a new father instead. What a nice transform! "make some changes in your life , live with exitements: the new theory"

Teaching children how to act gay, before acknowledging them as one. "imaginary freedom"

Becoming Moslem, before having a name, before being born. "relegion's massive power"

Signing the new proposal, before accepting it. "deceiving politic"

Going under abortion, before having the first period. " stupidity hidden under the freedom's flag "

Shaving the beard, before witnessing its existence. " masculan's unrealistic proud"

Getting old before acting young. " nervous break down"
Dying young, before getting old. "new versions of heart attacks "
Getting cancer, before smoking cigarettes. "chemicals"

Being convicted, before being criminal. "miscommunication's fault"
Going to war, before knowing the enemies. "Real estate agency's contest"
Obeying rule, before reviewing its justice. "lack of time and patience'"

taking antidepression, before the depression. don't worry, depression will come along afterwards, so why not curing it beforhand" time saving and great consideration"

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What will tomorrow look like?
No idea.