It's been a while that i've been noticing life acting such comical , but not witty ,so i've been laughing at it (but not with it).

new resume

After I've been given this new job, ask me to hand them an updated resume matching my new job title( for the future records) "advantage of having good connections"

Lately everything is working upside down, I guess.
" impossible is possible and the old possible has been left alone"

Today I see:

Puking lunch, before digesting it."preferring to make a close relationship with the toilet bowl, than gaining 1 more pound"
Getting jealous, before knowing the reason." blind obsession or lack of confidence"

Being born before having parents. Later on they find a mommy or daddy or both for the baby, but only if she is cute. " human rights!"

Getting pregnant, before making love.yes, no more child sharing.no more headaches "advantage of the new technology, no more broken hearts".

Losing a mother, before knowing enough of her, but how exiting is that? welcoming a new father instead. What a nice transform! "make some changes in your life , live with exitements: the new theory"

Teaching children how to act gay, before acknowledging them as one. "imaginary freedom"

Becoming Moslem, before having a name, before being born. "relegion's massive power"

Signing the new proposal, before accepting it. "deceiving politic"

Going under abortion, before having the first period. " stupidity hidden under the freedom's flag "

Shaving the beard, before witnessing its existence. " masculan's unrealistic proud"

Getting old before acting young. " nervous break down"
Dying young, before getting old. "new versions of heart attacks "
Getting cancer, before smoking cigarettes. "chemicals"

Being convicted, before being criminal. "miscommunication's fault"
Going to war, before knowing the enemies. "Real estate agency's contest"
Obeying rule, before reviewing its justice. "lack of time and patience'"

taking antidepression, before the depression. don't worry, depression will come along afterwards, so why not curing it beforhand" time saving and great consideration"

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What will tomorrow look like?
No idea.

an appeal to majesty

My majesty
My name is..., I am a prisoner who is convicted guilty by the law.
I’ve been told that if I make a plea to you they’ll softer my sentence.
First let me tell you why I have been jailed.
I am convicted of molesting a newborn zip file hidden in the executive committee’s USB.
They say I did something cruel, and outrage.
Let me make this brief beforehand, that your existence to me is a big question mark itself,
But if writing to you will lesser my time in prison, I'm going to make-believe otherwise.
I suppose that if I have to accept your being, I must also accept you as my creator, because these two essentials come after another.
So if this is what you are: my majesty, our creator, I consider others and myself as your teddy bears.
My majesty may I ask you something?
Have you made us as your sexual fantasies?
Because when I look at the whole life string, its ending part points at…...matter, with different scenarios, and an enormous variety of characters. Honestly isn’t this your purpose of your magnificent performance?
If is that so, then would you make an exception in your playground's rules book and get me out of here?
My mejesty Think about it, I am one of your updated toys, so I needed to have a new edition of o...m.

Finally my inquisitive heart's inherent incapacity to unite with the lenght of my remained time showed up , no more vacillating. No more reserves. No more tenderness.no more disappointments. no more regrets.
now it's time to carry on the journey with a subtle mind.

love cycle

Once I demolished an appealing snake, unaware.
After long he shattered me, aware.

sweet tranquilizer

When you are among your friends and you feel lonely
When you are getting so much attention from the crowd and you feel left alone

When you are laughing loud and you feel sad
When you are waking up in the morning and you feel lost
When you are saying hi to everyone and you sound strange.
When you are praying to god and you feel no sensation
When you are walking under the sun and you feel the breeze
When your warm eyes showing off your confidence and you feel its infertility
When you are socializing with so many acquaintances and you feel speechless
When
( You need to talk, you need to cry, you need warm hands to hold you, you need an intensive love from around, you need trustful ears, you need loving eyes, you need acceptance),
but you feel powerless to acknowledge that,
Is, when your heart has broken and is shutting down.
there is no tranqulizer for the demolished heart, but the slayer's touch.

you be fair

i don't see any miscalculation in life,you always get what you deserve.
think about it deeply, about any small detail in your lives, honestly, was life unfair to you or you pretended to be beaten by life's cruelty?
sometimes we lie, even to ourselves to get rid of the huge responsibility of taking care of our own selves in the best way.

sagacity

This common saying is such a known cliché: whenever you are sick you get to realize how much worthy is your health and how much longer you desire to live your life. But it is happening to all of us, in everyday of our lives. And as a matter of fact, we as human beings keep forgetting this truth that we shouldn’t take anything we own for granted, such as our health, our youth, our beauty, our loved ones and also the ones who love us.
Nothing lasts forever; neither health nor love. .

it is not about me

i know someone who reads my blog and takes everything too personal!
-take it easy chap. these are just stories and some observations from all the people around me, sometimes when i read a book or watch a movie i find my character. some times when i see a fellow at subway i find my character. these characters are my studies from different aspects and variation of situations and lives.
i make them up , i polish them , i direct them to play on my imaginery terms.
it is not personal, my personal matters goes starightly into my diary book not on a public black board or through random"but respectful" ears.and you know that better than anyone else .

a joke!

--What are you doing?

-I am rubbing clay mask on my face.

--What for?

-To be beautiful!
--What are you doing now?
- Washing off my face.
-- Oh you gave up?


That was a joke I heard today!
Lets try to laugh a little.

clashing

lets stop misjudging your own kind.
lets stop being derisive.
lets not be this much narrow-minded.
lets not be so mistrustful about eachother.
lets not hunt a shadow just because it looked like a frightening wolf from far away, wait, till the shadow comes closer, then you will see it was just a fellow hastening to be noticed by you.
lets not fake a smile.you'd better cry out loud instead, but deeply from bottom of your heart, because it is more genuine and obviously more effectual.
The bottom line: lets not show this convoluted, excruciating life nuller than it is.